Official Kids Mag February 2024 | Page 4

Jokes for Valentine ’ s Day

Time for some light-hearted fun !

What did the blueberry say on Valentine ’ s Day ? “ I love you berry much !”
What do you call a small Valentine ? A Valen-tiny
What did one Jedi say to the other on Valentine ’ s Day ?
“ Yoda one for me !”
What kind of flower do you never give on Valentine ’ s Day ?
Cauliflower !
What did one lightbulb say to the other on Valentine ’ s Day ? “ I love you watts and watts .”
What did the kitten say on Valentine ’ s Day ?
“ You ’ re purr-fect .”
What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine ’ s Day ?
“ You ’ re one in a melon !”
Where did the hamburger take his date ?
To the meatball !
What do pickles in love say ? “ I love you a great dill !”
What do you call two birds in love ? Tweethearts !
What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine ’ s Day ?
“ I lava you !”
What did the painter say to her sweetheart ?
“ I love you with all my art .”
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine ’ s Day ? Hogs and kisses !
What did one slug say
to the other ?
“ Be my Valen-slime !”
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